Felix Phoenix

jesusinc:

twaksong:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

I just waxed my legs in my friends car infront of her she looks so dissapointed.

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say what bitch

Are you Lindsay Lohan

yes

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shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

rhotten:

You know it’s kinda funny that in 9+ hours of film nothing in LotR is half as scary as this this fucking scene

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You are a mean guineapig >:c

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MEAN GUINEAPIG!??!? WHY NOT THE CUTE ONE?!!! HUUUHHHH?!

9x18 Meta Fiction

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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I can’t lose him.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

imsirius:

Rhys is extraordinary. When you put him next to Evanna, they just look right together - David Yates

acker-heichou:

canni8al:

i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character

and then there’s a running joke the entire show about how no one knows why the hell that guy over there has such weird hair

moonkistprincess:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

i got intern dana!!!! <3

choreos:

Little baby succulents & their big brothers and sisters!