masseffecting:

Yeah, I’d look alarmed wearing that thing. The mouth lights look like creepy eyes.

captainsnoop:

nothing makes you, as a pet owner, feel more like an asshole than having to give your cat medicine

there’s no good way to do it. theres no winning. you put the drops in your cat’s ear or smear flea stuff on their neck or give them a pill and you ALWAYS come out of it being the asshole. sorry that i love you, wallace! i want you to not be filled with parasites! please endure my curing slime!

crunchy-cani:

uncle-billy-offical:

[soft awoo]

context:

tchaikovskaya:

christian thought in its original form is about defending and sympathizing with the most powerless members of our society and i think its one of the greatest tragedies in human history that something like that was so thoroughly corrupted and weaponized by the very people it was supposed to fight against

ignitesthestars:

‘i want to be a dragon’ remains the single greatest response to any question posed when your sibling has just died a traumatic death and you see a dragon turn into a distressingly hot old lady in from of you, thank u purple hawke

im-a-kawaii-marshmallow:

Gaymer culture is buying a video game just because you can be gay in it

tin-pan-ali:

gracefully-fritz:

Check out my cat’s amazing meow

i was in no way prepared for this

mettaton:

my cat makes this noise whenever she yawns

ilsoleinunanotte:

Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients

magnolia-noire:

people who carry their groceries home on public transportation are stronger than any marine

ablogthingy:

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

you WILL love me human